(by Max Erd’s)

infinitives:

laughingsquid:

Tums Hangover Hoagie

theclearlydope:

America is BACK!
tastefullyoffensive:

via

laughingsquid:

Let’s Go To Breakfast

laughingsquid:

Bacon Dispenser by gilbertruiz

theclearlydope:

This cat took classy nudes of me last year. Turned out well, he was very professional.

laughingsquid:

Christmas Defecation Traditions In Catalonia

laughingsquid:

Nose Thief

Just arrived at Jesus’s birthday party. Already out of queso. :(

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theclearlydope:

Clearly Steve Jobs’ lasting legacy … He created a bunch of assholes.

thedailywhat:

Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.

[@garannm.]